This is today's newspaper front page. As you can see i'm not lying on the previous post.The kancil really smashed up..
Anyways, today in class, the lecture was boring and my friend and i start talking randomly. Then suddenly, he said he got a stomachache and wanted to go to the toilet to "决绝” then i asked him
You gonna squat or sit on the toilet bowl. He said of course squat la....i said EW..WW..W.W, he went and came back minutes later..
And thus the debates begin...
I said" thousand of people sat on that toilet bowl le...how come you dare to sit on it agen o?"
He said" if don sit thn how o?"
I said.." apu squat la...."
He said again'" cannot la..wher can o...later fall inside la..."
The debate continues...
Then we started asking around...doing what we call a “A survey"
We ask many people..
MAJORITY said sits!! (iwin!! hahahahha)
Then some very special cases..
Anonymous 1.: "i never"poop"in public toilet 1, i hold it till i gt home"
Anonymous 2: Can squat on toilet bowl 1 meh?!?!?!?!?!
Anonymous 3: "if the toilet is the sitting type then i sit, if it's the squatting type i squat"
The quite normal 1 is..
" if the seat is clean then i sit, if it's dirty then i squat"
But for myslef 100% squat, no way i gonna sit on some toilet bowl 1000+ of people had already sat on...

We were thinking bout asking the girls..but we know their answer...
this is what we think they will answer
" of course sit la.., we wearing heels le...where can balance o...if squat later the kaki fall inside la....duh~~ "
hahahaha
So let's do this again
Do u squat or sit on a public toilet bowl?????
XDD

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