Massage ME!

I just scolded my boss for being an idiot as always, he's breathing heavily now. Maybe, and just perhaps...he will..................damn fool.

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First of all, i lost another FIRST TIME! yay!  As of last night , i'm no longer a virgin  massage virgin( this means i i had my first ever massage, obviously)

If you know me well, you will realize the following:

1. Constantly in PAIN ( Reasons Unknown) cannot be play too much computer wad, everyone played longer than me!
2. Constantly asking for people to massage me(for free).ever since in F5
3.Constantly getting rejected.
4 .When not rejected, they will just press a few time on my shoulder(one side only)
5. 8 of 10 times, they don't assert enough force. ( the only 2 that asserted the enough force are  Gabriel back in F5 and Jackie)
6. Not many can SATISFY me! HAHA!
7. So kelian no one wanna massage me!

So for all these reasons, i decided to go for a full body massage by a professional.

I went to this quite high class massage place at Doot, with a friend. There's alot of massages to choose from, when Jackie told me that THAI TRADITIONAL MASSAGE is the most painful one. Without any hesitation. i picked that one.

 The THAI TRADITIONAL MASSAGE i did ,  was done by a authentic Thai girl! hahaha! She add a MAI behind every words she says, eg. OK MAI? PAIN MA? WANT FORCE MAI? HAHAHAH!

So anyways, although in Broonai, when massaging supposed to be M2M F2F( male to male, female to female)

But i can't imagine a dude, sitting ON me!it would be soo heavy, haha! twisting my arms, back , legs, inner thigh!! HAHAHAH! Piece of advice, dudes must do "Preparations" before going for full body massages!LOL!


So i paid $25 for this thing, an hour, the shortest hour i had! i want more!

Since it was my first time going for this, i didn't know i have to strip completely naked! hahahah! no la, they give you a short pants one.


Lie down on the bed, stomach facing down, massage the back la, the neck all those. after like 20mins i think flip over, so lie flat on the back.massage the legs, jeng jeng jeng, inner thigh!! soooo close to the doot, then she press this one thing,穴位，omg sooo sore one..hahahaha!

But really, i don't think much can handle the pain, even when i volunteer to massage few of my friends, little bit they also say pain. if they go for this treatment, 5mins they will stop! I CAN GUARANTEE! Not everyone have thick skin like mine! and i'm very flexible! although her exact words are，

WA, YOU VERY SOFT MAI, LIKE THIS ALSO CAN MAI? NOT PAIN MAI? WOW.

But my bones really cracked alot....really is like yoga, but done by someone else to your body!

 

 They really do this to me! omg! i very flexible! (imagine a dude sitting on you,cannot be ba, that' why lo, only girl can do this) HAHAHAHAHAA!

After i goggle, all the pictures, i did this too! i too geng!!omg! 

But really quite erotic one, hahaha  must have self control.if not...herherherher

She used the spicy medicated oil to massage my face! i don't know why!! my face burning!!

hmmmm, got what can't remember, sooo fast my 1 hour gone!!

Very expensive ba! if not, i go every week, i'll go for OIL MASSAGE next time! hahaha! 

oh! i just remembered, everytime we watch SPY movie, with gangster boss/yakuza, then the lady spy, will sexy sexy go massage the fat fat /evil evil boss, then she always will do one style, 

Twist the head, and then die and start shooting. yeah! did that!! hahahaha kinda exciting! hahaha

This is what i meant!( kneel between your ass)kiap kiap lol!

                                          Then this the head twist one!

But we all know, all we want is THIS ONE! hahahaha

i wish i wish, i can marry a masseuse!! then i can get massage every single day!! ahh! the life! but then i will then ask her to quit her job and massage me ONLY.yeah...HAHAHAHAH

ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND AND BYE!

*so good mood neh*

爱国者，ME.

Been in Brunei for 9 months now, suddenly i'm becoming very patriotic, i very cinta negara now. i went to the parade yesterday, ""willingly" HAHAHAHAHA!! i can't stop laughing

 

 Do you know, this is the biggest flag pole in brunei?? &
Do you know this is where the the first independence flag was flew in the capital 27 years ago. if you don't, AH-HA!

                            that's Roll's Royce?

     

 So basically it's soooo hot, but i love this country so i went also! i took free shuttle from The mosque up to st andrew, then walk all the way to the padang, then all the way back to Radisson's carpark. for the free shuttle .


Why? coz i love this country, and i'm working lo.

the end.

arranging the photos too troublesome, watching MY PRINCESS now.

Bye!

A Very Unique CNY. Part 2

This is dated 2 days ago, blog halfway then malas!

Cny over liao lu, this is part 2 and then the end.lol

Starting from Chu 5, there's quite a lot of open houses, but since im working, i only went some, and comparing my list with JanKn list, he went soooo many!!! not fair!!! haha

Weird though, still can't believe CNY in brunei is surprisingly FUN! can't explain, just unbelievable..haha

This Poorly edited photo, done by syn yeow.LOL!



There's this one day, after tiong loong house. We actually went to the MOSQUE.Seriously, was supposed to go to the kampong ayer, royal regalia, but was raining and late, so at the end no jadi.

 =.="

  

Almost everyone i know left/ going to leave  Brunei,haizz. Alone!! again! sad-ed!

must think of something to do bout this! Why no one is staying in Brunei 1! 

"Must learn thing" this year,

Poker, Rami,mahjong or whatever the Brunei people is playing nowadays, really don't know how to play any of those, except Rami, but kinda forgot liao also, although didn't gamble, and kinda bored at people house, but still ok lah~ we played TORTOISE, also quite fun ma! hahahah wanted to play UNO, but chloe don't have! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *People see us "idiots" playing tortoise, giving us those PFFT FOOLS" LOOK.*  tsktsktsk! hahahahaha! 

 well then , back to reality, boring ol life in Brunei starts again.

BB 

A very unique CNY. Part 1

First of all, have to reply those who commented

Meow?( wendy?)  Roar!!

C.yuin: hahahaha , u and ur bro's diff part of UK hor..can still meet 1! lol!

CTD: hahaha long time already, weird replying now about d A& B shots, lol! yeet yang and i , got same class b3fore lo, he thinks im weird! he give me that, YOU'RE WEIRD look everytime!! HAHAHAHA

Mick: hahaha if d book english 1, maybe will still read lo, bt read summary same thing also! yay to Google., yea bout d grrooming part, abit la, he oways say ,people i trained sooo successful now etc etc, bt reli cnt tahan d attitute, the mature part of me want to tahan, the koyu part is saying, screw u stupid old man, i quit. HAHAHHAHA, will see how it goes. THANKS! =D

My first year celebrating CNY in Brunei, shocked to say, but this is one of the best CNY i had!!! omg!! another best, is when i went to KL in the year 2007 after O Level exams with Ah liyau and Edwin for 3 freaking weeks! before and during CNY!

By not going back to Sibu, i skipped some family dramas, yay! and earned some money by not going back also! not by gambling though, I don't know how to gamble!! (more on this later)

Cny eve, had dinner at God mother house. got home at 11 30, starts to clean till 12am, no fireworks, coz malay area, sleep.

Chu 1, thanks to my friend Aaron who invited me to go Cny visiting with him, if not stay at home alone eating snacks, seriously! thanks again!! by following him, i found out that the styles of pai nian here and in malaysia is quite different( at least for my family ) one of the main difference, people here don't put on cny songs on the tv/radios.hahahahah. had quite a long day, but absolutely FANTABULOUS! =D

Chu 2 3 4, working! haha Some of the pictures i took during work.

Lion Dance at Empire( same same the one i saw at Chloe's)

I Don't know what Umbrella symbolised during CNY.

The "water fireworks" not bad at all!

Spent time at Empire.

See!? was wearing my work clothes!




Part 2 coming soon i guess, with all the outings and so on. haha. 2011 had been very fresh, pleasurable so far, alot of  First times, like i previously mentioned. Feeling so blessed right now. =D. Ahh, Friends~ hard to come by, so easily lost.

Goodbye and Bon Voyage to those who left, going to leave, last Friday,saturday sunday, monday tuesday and today. had a great time with all of you!!

Well then, everyone going back to school, i'm alone in Brunei again..xi guan le ba.... haha..


Bye

I would have named you wabbit/Boonie.

HOME ALONE DAY 4.

Yep, my whole family went to Sibu last saturday liao, been home alone eating cny snacks ever since. T.T, so anyways, tomorrow is Nian 30 liao, the day to eat tuan yuan rice....me leh~~~ how ah~? hahaha im actually going to my God mother house for the dinner, if not eat mee goreng ..=.=

So yeah, will start touring today at 6pm till Feb 6th, except for da nian chu yi tou yi tian, i'll be free that day, but 1st day cny leh, everyone go their relatives houses first one, and not much people in Brunei one. This makes me miss chms, this is the time, one class of 20+ people become like less than 10? sooo nice hor? although i never experienced it before coz i balik kampung ma~

All in all, free on Thursday, kinda free on Friday, busy on sat and sun, work in office at Monday, CNY finish, knn if  got people doing what important thing, on Feb 7(mon) i WILL skip work!, coz what for work sooo rajin=.=" CNY THE END. wow.........kong xu-ness...

I saw a rabbit at pet link qlap last night! sooo damn cute and hyper!! put out the nose and paws, once you approcahed the cage one, then run around in the cage, very hyper one!! very seldom u see hyper bunny xept from Bugs Bunny, ahhhh!! i really thought of buying one,one! no pictures though, cannot take ba i think..

I would buy it if it's around 30ish to 50ish, although have to consider getting diao by mom when she comes back, etc etc, but the end, NOT FOR SALE...saded!

I WOULD HAVE NAMED IT  WABBIT OR BOOONIE!! HAIZZZ!!!

My pets name are always special! haizz!!


Gong xi Fa Cai and blog on da nian chu yi tou yi tian maybe? too pathetic? T3T 


Bye