Crime Scene Investigator , ME

It was a working night like any others, then suddenly this dude, say he wanted to check out at 12am, normal check out 12pm.

He just checked in at 4pm, it's his money, so whatever.You want check out then check out lo.People now damn rich. Anyways, after he paid and left, me and my colleagues went to the room to check the room for missing items, these are normally done by the housekeeping department but i was curious and bored. so i went along.

Upon entering the room, i was surprised coz the room looked really unused, everything seems untouched, even the bed itself.

So i hopped onto the bed and started jumping ( with my knees). Yes, i think everyone still do this when no one is around in the hotel bedroom. HAHAH! So anyways, it seems weird that the bed and everything else look soo untouched, so i kicked over the waste bin and try to see what's inside.

And i found CONDOMS

Used and unused one.. so i use the nearest pencil to pick up the used condom , to see if there's any DNA inside. Then the smell of "you know what in a condom" almost caused me to throw up. Ran to the mini bar for the free bottles of water and realized that it was gone. And think, Ohh drinking after sex. Understood.. and i went in the toilet for the tap water instead. Irrelevant!

Friends are laughing at me and we are wondering why there are used condom, but the bed is not messy at all. Thinking that he "DIY" into the condom, and that's why he checked out early. And when i turn around and i saw....

WHATTTT! lost it and laugh like what in the room.

Panties?


So he didn't DIY afterall. They did it at the chair! HAHAH that's why the bed was not used.

Case close!


But then ! why did the girl leave without her panties?! why?????  Since we have time, we decided to re-enact what happened

maybe something like this happened?

HAHHAHA!!

but that doesn't explained why there are no struggles in the room! HAHAHA wtf wtf,


It was quite a fun night! Have lots of fun and laugh.

I'd be a boleh tahan crime scene investigator . No??

Till next time then!

bye!

Tiger Stripes

So recently i got this massage coupons. 2 hours of body massage for Rm 49+(rm 52)

I was supposed to go with my friends, but those two put me aeroplane for 2 days straight. =.= so i decided to go by myself! hmph!

So when i go to the spa, those spas ladies and aunties are looking at me weirdly, as if they are expecting some uncles who need "special needs" wth! i can still picture their faces in my head! That "hmm what is he doing here" face.

So i was assigned to this indon aunty who is quite funny,the first thing she asked me was, "SIAPA MAMA KAMU?(WHO'S YOUR MOMMY?) I was like WTF! what kind of questions is this, Is that some kind of code? or do i look like underage kid and need parent's supervision to go to this "grown up place" ?? I guess i will never know.

So these are the aftershots! these proves once again, im too old to be 21. hahha!

Until next time! which i don't know when!

Bye!!

Hello.

Hello!


Long time , long time, there's isn't a need to update  coz there's nothing much to update. I will summarize all the things that happened in the month of October, those important ones and those i can still remember; lol!

One of the more important are, I MADE KIMCHI AT HOME. Homemade kimchi and it tastes very the good, very the authentic. im very proud of myself, although almost none like kimchi as much like i do in my family, so i can haz all of them to myself! lolol  too hard sell?  I brought some to work and friends, and the comments were PRETTY GOOD. yeahhhh


I just made a long term investment with ALL my savings. Long term investments, probably won't get this money back in these 5 years , well that's what you called a long term investment! and no! it's not those direct sales businesses hahah!

I got sick last month, just 1 day before pay day, which means i had to stay home and rest on my pay day, went to the panel doctor  and they gave me panadol....wthhh....imagine having to pay rm 30+ to get panadol from the doctor. I would be pissed, but then the company is paying,so oh well.

So last month, i'm heavily sex-ting (in a funny way) with a friend from work, it's so funny that i had to  put it here. If the HR saw those texts, we will be terminated immediately. lol! yes i checked with the HR. HAHAHA!

Oh yeah, since we are getting our bonus in January , i'm gonna tell my boss that i will be quiting after CNY. I just made this decision today, all of a sudden. Well, have been thinking bout this again for quite a few time, but with no back up jobs and so many things to consider, it's very hard to quit , just like that . You know. So yeah! im gonna tell my boss any of these days, consider this a 3 month notice. But i think i really need make this decision and quit!

yeah!

thats probably sums everything up, till next time! maybe 15days later? hahaha


Goodbye!