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First of all, i lost another FIRST TIME! yay! As of last night , i'm no longer a
If you know me well, you will realize the following:
1. Constantly in PAIN ( Reasons Unknown) cannot be play too much computer wad, everyone played longer than me!
2. Constantly asking for people to massage me(for free).ever since in F5
3.Constantly getting rejected.
4 .When not rejected, they will just press a few time on my shoulder(one side only)
5. 8 of 10 times, they don't assert enough force. ( the only 2 that asserted the enough force are Gabriel back in F5 and Jackie)
6. Not many can SATISFY me! HAHA!
7. So kelian no one wanna massage me!
So for all these reasons, i decided to go for a full body massage by a professional.
I went to this quite high class massage place at Doot, with a friend. There's alot of massages to choose from, when Jackie told me that THAI TRADITIONAL MASSAGE is the most painful one. Without any hesitation. i picked that one.
The THAI TRADITIONAL MASSAGE i did , was done by a authentic Thai girl! hahaha! She add a MAI behind every words she says, eg. OK MAI? PAIN MA? WANT FORCE MAI? HAHAHAH!
So anyways, although in Broonai, when massaging supposed to be M2M F2F( male to male, female to female)
But i can't imagine a dude, sitting ON me!it would be soo heavy, haha! twisting my arms, back , legs, inner thigh!! HAHAHAH! Piece of advice, dudes must do "Preparations" before going for full body massages!LOL!
So i paid $25 for this thing, an hour, the shortest hour i had! i want more!
Since it was my first time going for this, i didn't know i have to strip completely naked! hahahah! no la, they give you a short pants one.
Lie down on the bed, stomach facing down, massage the back la, the neck all those. after like 20mins i think flip over, so lie flat on the back.massage the legs, jeng jeng jeng, inner thigh!! soooo close to the doot, then she press this one thing,穴位，omg sooo sore one..hahahaha!
But really, i don't think much can handle the pain, even when i volunteer to massage few of my friends, little bit they also say pain. if they go for this treatment, 5mins they will stop! I CAN GUARANTEE! Not everyone have thick skin like mine! and i'm very flexible! although her exact words are，
WA, YOU VERY SOFT MAI, LIKE THIS ALSO CAN MAI? NOT PAIN MAI? WOW.
But my bones really cracked alot....really is like yoga, but done by someone else to your body!
They really do this to me! omg! i very flexible! (imagine a dude sitting on you,cannot be ba, that' why lo, only girl can do this) HAHAHAHAHAA!
After i goggle, all the pictures, i did this too! i too geng!!omg!
But really quite erotic one, hahaha must have self control.if not...herherherher
She used the spicy medicated oil to massage my face! i don't know why!! my face burning!!
hmmmm, got what can't remember, sooo fast my 1 hour gone!!
Very expensive ba! if not, i go every week, i'll go for OIL MASSAGE next time! hahaha!
oh! i just remembered, everytime we watch SPY movie, with gangster boss/yakuza, then the lady spy, will sexy sexy go massage the fat fat /evil evil boss, then she always will do one style,
Twist the head, and then die and start shooting. yeah! did that!! hahahaha kinda exciting! hahaha
This is what i meant!( kneel between your ass)kiap kiap lol!
Then this the head twist one!
But we all know, all we want is THIS ONE! hahahaha
i wish i wish, i can marry a masseuse!! then i can get massage every single day!! ahh! the life! but then i will then ask her to quit her job and massage me ONLY.yeah...HAHAHAHAH
ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND AND BYE!
*so good mood neh*
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