You know you're in Malaysia when

After a couple days back in Miri, need to blog the culture of course

You know you're in Malaysia when

1. When you cross the borders, you see None glossy,shiny cars.
2. Roads are  bumpier
3.Places dirtier
and many more.
4, Guys & gals smoking in coffee shops
5.You speak malay to someone who you assumes to be malay/iban, then they answered you back in Mandarin
6. You go in and out of government offices/ banks in around 15 minutes. Not 1 hour
7.You unknowingly swears alot more, due to environment?
8.You buy fuel/pump fuel yourself.
9. Everytime you read a text, pick up the phone, people asked you, eh where to eat? where to hang out? basically asking you to decide.
10.It's way too hot outside, you spent the whole day indoors, and neglect your dog, and it became a strayed one. ><

So this is what i experienced in this past few days, hahaha im sure there's more. Oh, tomorrow only i start work/orientation, cos HR's a bitch, and i knew it. HR's always bitchy, everybody hates them. couple of old hags sitting in the office. F*ckers.

That's all for now.

Bye