Massage ME!

I just scolded my boss for being an idiot as always, he's breathing heavily now. Maybe, and just perhaps...he will..................damn fool.

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First of all, i lost another FIRST TIME! yay!  As of last night , i'm no longer a virgin  massage virgin( this means i i had my first ever massage, obviously)

If you know me well, you will realize the following:

1. Constantly in PAIN ( Reasons Unknown) cannot be play too much computer wad, everyone played longer than me!
2. Constantly asking for people to massage me(for free).ever since in F5
3.Constantly getting rejected.
4 .When not rejected, they will just press a few time on my shoulder(one side only)
5. 8 of 10 times, they don't assert enough force. ( the only 2 that asserted the enough force are  Gabriel back in F5 and Jackie)
6. Not many can SATISFY me! HAHA!
7. So kelian no one wanna massage me!

So for all these reasons, i decided to go for a full body massage by a professional.

I went to this quite high class massage place at Doot, with a friend. There's alot of massages to choose from, when Jackie told me that THAI TRADITIONAL MASSAGE is the most painful one. Without any hesitation. i picked that one.

 The THAI TRADITIONAL MASSAGE i did ,  was done by a authentic Thai girl! hahaha! She add a MAI behind every words she says, eg. OK MAI? PAIN MA? WANT FORCE MAI? HAHAHAH!

So anyways, although in Broonai, when massaging supposed to be M2M F2F( male to male, female to female)

But i can't imagine a dude, sitting ON me!it would be soo heavy, haha! twisting my arms, back , legs, inner thigh!! HAHAHAH! Piece of advice, dudes must do "Preparations" before going for full body massages!LOL!


So i paid $25 for this thing, an hour, the shortest hour i had! i want more!

Since it was my first time going for this, i didn't know i have to strip completely naked! hahahah! no la, they give you a short pants one.


Lie down on the bed, stomach facing down, massage the back la, the neck all those. after like 20mins i think flip over, so lie flat on the back.massage the legs, jeng jeng jeng, inner thigh!! soooo close to the doot, then she press this one thing,穴位，omg sooo sore one..hahahaha!

But really, i don't think much can handle the pain, even when i volunteer to massage few of my friends, little bit they also say pain. if they go for this treatment, 5mins they will stop! I CAN GUARANTEE! Not everyone have thick skin like mine! and i'm very flexible! although her exact words are，

WA, YOU VERY SOFT MAI, LIKE THIS ALSO CAN MAI? NOT PAIN MAI? WOW.

But my bones really cracked alot....really is like yoga, but done by someone else to your body!

 

 They really do this to me! omg! i very flexible! (imagine a dude sitting on you,cannot be ba, that' why lo, only girl can do this) HAHAHAHAHAA!

After i goggle, all the pictures, i did this too! i too geng!!omg! 

But really quite erotic one, hahaha  must have self control.if not...herherherher

She used the spicy medicated oil to massage my face! i don't know why!! my face burning!!

hmmmm, got what can't remember, sooo fast my 1 hour gone!!

Very expensive ba! if not, i go every week, i'll go for OIL MASSAGE next time! hahaha! 

oh! i just remembered, everytime we watch SPY movie, with gangster boss/yakuza, then the lady spy, will sexy sexy go massage the fat fat /evil evil boss, then she always will do one style, 

Twist the head, and then die and start shooting. yeah! did that!! hahahaha kinda exciting! hahaha

This is what i meant!( kneel between your ass)kiap kiap lol!

                                          Then this the head twist one!

But we all know, all we want is THIS ONE! hahahaha

i wish i wish, i can marry a masseuse!! then i can get massage every single day!! ahh! the life! but then i will then ask her to quit her job and massage me ONLY.yeah...HAHAHAHAH

ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND AND BYE!

*so good mood neh*

爱国者，ME.

Been in Brunei for 9 months now, suddenly i'm becoming very patriotic, i very cinta negara now. i went to the parade yesterday, ""willingly" HAHAHAHAHA!! i can't stop laughing

 

 Do you know, this is the biggest flag pole in brunei?? &
Do you know this is where the the first independence flag was flew in the capital 27 years ago. if you don't, AH-HA!

                            that's Roll's Royce?

     

 So basically it's soooo hot, but i love this country so i went also! i took free shuttle from The mosque up to st andrew, then walk all the way to the padang, then all the way back to Radisson's carpark. for the free shuttle .


Why? coz i love this country, and i'm working lo.

the end.

arranging the photos too troublesome, watching MY PRINCESS now.

Bye!

A Very Unique CNY. Part 2

This is dated 2 days ago, blog halfway then malas!

Cny over liao lu, this is part 2 and then the end.lol

Starting from Chu 5, there's quite a lot of open houses, but since im working, i only went some, and comparing my list with JanKn list, he went soooo many!!! not fair!!! haha

Weird though, still can't believe CNY in brunei is surprisingly FUN! can't explain, just unbelievable..haha

This Poorly edited photo, done by syn yeow.LOL!



There's this one day, after tiong loong house. We actually went to the MOSQUE.Seriously, was supposed to go to the kampong ayer, royal regalia, but was raining and late, so at the end no jadi.

 =.="

  

Almost everyone i know left/ going to leave  Brunei,haizz. Alone!! again! sad-ed!

must think of something to do bout this! Why no one is staying in Brunei 1! 

"Must learn thing" this year,

Poker, Rami,mahjong or whatever the Brunei people is playing nowadays, really don't know how to play any of those, except Rami, but kinda forgot liao also, although didn't gamble, and kinda bored at people house, but still ok lah~ we played TORTOISE, also quite fun ma! hahahah wanted to play UNO, but chloe don't have! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *People see us "idiots" playing tortoise, giving us those PFFT FOOLS" LOOK.*  tsktsktsk! hahahahaha! 

 well then , back to reality, boring ol life in Brunei starts again.

BB 

A very unique CNY. Part 1

First of all, have to reply those who commented

Meow?( wendy?)  Roar!!

C.yuin: hahahaha , u and ur bro's diff part of UK hor..can still meet 1! lol!

CTD: hahaha long time already, weird replying now about d A& B shots, lol! yeet yang and i , got same class b3fore lo, he thinks im weird! he give me that, YOU'RE WEIRD look everytime!! HAHAHAHA

Mick: hahaha if d book english 1, maybe will still read lo, bt read summary same thing also! yay to Google., yea bout d grrooming part, abit la, he oways say ,people i trained sooo successful now etc etc, bt reli cnt tahan d attitute, the mature part of me want to tahan, the koyu part is saying, screw u stupid old man, i quit. HAHAHHAHA, will see how it goes. THANKS! =D

My first year celebrating CNY in Brunei, shocked to say, but this is one of the best CNY i had!!! omg!! another best, is when i went to KL in the year 2007 after O Level exams with Ah liyau and Edwin for 3 freaking weeks! before and during CNY!

By not going back to Sibu, i skipped some family dramas, yay! and earned some money by not going back also! not by gambling though, I don't know how to gamble!! (more on this later)

Cny eve, had dinner at God mother house. got home at 11 30, starts to clean till 12am, no fireworks, coz malay area, sleep.

Chu 1, thanks to my friend Aaron who invited me to go Cny visiting with him, if not stay at home alone eating snacks, seriously! thanks again!! by following him, i found out that the styles of pai nian here and in malaysia is quite different( at least for my family ) one of the main difference, people here don't put on cny songs on the tv/radios.hahahahah. had quite a long day, but absolutely FANTABULOUS! =D

Chu 2 3 4, working! haha Some of the pictures i took during work.

Lion Dance at Empire( same same the one i saw at Chloe's)

I Don't know what Umbrella symbolised during CNY.

The "water fireworks" not bad at all!

Spent time at Empire.

See!? was wearing my work clothes!




Part 2 coming soon i guess, with all the outings and so on. haha. 2011 had been very fresh, pleasurable so far, alot of  First times, like i previously mentioned. Feeling so blessed right now. =D. Ahh, Friends~ hard to come by, so easily lost.

Goodbye and Bon Voyage to those who left, going to leave, last Friday,saturday sunday, monday tuesday and today. had a great time with all of you!!

Well then, everyone going back to school, i'm alone in Brunei again..xi guan le ba.... haha..


Bye

I would have named you wabbit/Boonie.

HOME ALONE DAY 4.

Yep, my whole family went to Sibu last saturday liao, been home alone eating cny snacks ever since. T.T, so anyways, tomorrow is Nian 30 liao, the day to eat tuan yuan rice....me leh~~~ how ah~? hahaha im actually going to my God mother house for the dinner, if not eat mee goreng ..=.=

So yeah, will start touring today at 6pm till Feb 6th, except for da nian chu yi tou yi tian, i'll be free that day, but 1st day cny leh, everyone go their relatives houses first one, and not much people in Brunei one. This makes me miss chms, this is the time, one class of 20+ people become like less than 10? sooo nice hor? although i never experienced it before coz i balik kampung ma~

All in all, free on Thursday, kinda free on Friday, busy on sat and sun, work in office at Monday, CNY finish, knn if  got people doing what important thing, on Feb 7(mon) i WILL skip work!, coz what for work sooo rajin=.=" CNY THE END. wow.........kong xu-ness...

I saw a rabbit at pet link qlap last night! sooo damn cute and hyper!! put out the nose and paws, once you approcahed the cage one, then run around in the cage, very hyper one!! very seldom u see hyper bunny xept from Bugs Bunny, ahhhh!! i really thought of buying one,one! no pictures though, cannot take ba i think..

I would buy it if it's around 30ish to 50ish, although have to consider getting diao by mom when she comes back, etc etc, but the end, NOT FOR SALE...saded!

I WOULD HAVE NAMED IT  WABBIT OR BOOONIE!! HAIZZZ!!!

My pets name are always special! haizz!!


Gong xi Fa Cai and blog on da nian chu yi tou yi tian maybe? too pathetic? T3T 


Bye 

If you wanna be succesful, DON'T be like me. T.T

So my boss force me to read a book.=.=" and chinese novel type somemore haizz, but i google it and got the summary, so i think it's the same thing. He keep saying that, this book will make you a man, and not a BOY like you are now. etc etc..but i read the book, soo damn loso, few sentences then quote another man story,few sentences then quote famous people stuff...=.= so the summary.

Fundamental Techniques in Handling People
Don't criticize, condemn, or complain.
Give honest and sincere appreciation.
Arouse in the other person an eager want.


Six Ways to Make People Like You
Become genuinely interested in other people.
Smile.
Remember that a person's name is, to him or her, the sweetest and most important sound in any language.
Be a good listener. Encourage others to talk about themselves.
Talk in the terms of the other person's interest.
Make the other person feel important and do it sincerely.


Twelve Ways to Win People to Your Way of Thinking
Avoid arguments.
Show respect for the other person's opinions. Never tell someone that he or she is wrong.
If you're wrong, admit it quickly and emphatically.
Begin in a friendly way.
Start with questions to which the other person will answer yes.
Let the other person do the talking.
Let the other person feel the idea is his/hers.
Try honestly to see things from the other person's point of view.
Sympathize with the other person.
Appeal to noble motives.
Dramatize your ideas.
Throw down a challenge; don't talk negatively when a person is absent; talk only about the positive.


Be a Leader: How to Change People Without Giving Offense or Arousing Resentment
Begin with praise and honest appreciation.
Talk about your own mistakes first.
Call attention to other people's mistakes indirectly.
Ask questions instead of directly giving orders.
Let the other person save face.
Praise every improvement.
Give the other person a fine reputation to live up to.
Encourage them by making their faults seem easy to correct.
Make the other person happy about doing what you suggest.

(Wikipedia)

omg reading this is sooo much easier than reading that 200pages novel book thingy. oh yeah and the title of this book is  HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE  by Dale Carnegie.

How to Win Friends and Influence People is one of the first bestselling self-help books ever published. Written by Dale Carnegie and first published in 1937, it has sold 15 million copies globally. 

(omg) 

Realization..

Chinese New Year is a week away, and as a chinese, CNY is the real new year. Therefore, i need to recap what happened during the month of January 2011, quite a lot happened, somehow. I tried more things, become more health conscious but occasionally still do stupid things.

Since it's quite recent, so you can just scroll down to see the photos, waste of time really , to re post the pictures.

1.There is of course the blood donation for the first time in my life, later that month, my boss said that i only went because of the girls present that day, 4 actually, all of them, i invite one. and the cb boss talk crap there. @#$%&


2. twisted my ankle and wrist somehow? exercising, gym-ing or for whatever reasons, and ba guan at the same time.

3. Got Hep A shots, cause fraid of kena this easily preventable disease and costs only Rm 100+-, paid more for this injection, well kena conned, Rm40 as told by Collie the dog. Went to the dentist,for teeth checkups, and found out that my wisdoms teeth are really growing after soo many times of false alarms, but unfortunately, it's senget-ed, and need operations to remove them or i would have toothache forever!! So arranging time for that opearations. BOTH WISDOM TOOTH!! need to be remove =.=, and also one tooth decay.

4. Took quite alot of days off, and in case everyone is waiting for this story, i didn't quit cos of what the boss said, he basically challenged me, he said. I LECTURE YOU NOT BECAUSE OF ......, IT'S BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO LEARN....., YOU CAN DO TWO THINGS HERE, 1, WORK MORE BETTER/PRO/PERFECT ETC ETC OR YOU CAN QUIT.

It's quite true what he says la, the other reasons why i didn't quit also, and also turning 20 soon, can't anyhow do whatever i want, think before act. lol!.. Not bragging or what, people always think i'm one to complain/ rants etc etc etc, yes, i'm in fact that kind of people but how do i put this, not many truly knows me that well, everyone thinks i'm this carefree, stress-less dude, who justs sits around and complains. haha Well, i do have lots to think about, useless things some might say, lol....but i'm quite a complicated person!



5. "Just realize how beautiful the world could be even without you" - Jane

Stumble across this in Jane's profile, this is so true, so people are just not worth the effort, and that's why i cleaned my facebook friend's list and msn contacts, to find that, i have many unknown people in my life, some i don't even know when i added them, some never interacted, some just plain useless. So now my facebook contacts are left with only people i know( some still not so close, perhaps delete again some other day haha), Choose those who are worthy to stay in your life, cancel out all the negative ones.

6. Outings.

Lesser outings  nowadays, although quite alot came back, but there's just no place to go, and i don't know what will i do once all my friends leave this place, i'm back to being lonely and bored all the time, haiz sad. For that reason, i went out with different circles of people, some i never thought we might go out for outings like the Science Class People. ( S.C.P) hahahahaha somehow i've gotten closer to SCP, through facebooks, and mostly blogs, partly because most of them blog and read my blog( and comment) and i do the same to theirs, so the interactions are there. But mostly through Chiayuin and Collie i suppose, at first it was C,yuin who acted as a bridge between CCP( C CLASS PEOPLE) and SCP, and i got to know CTD( Collie the Dog), then CTD act as a bridge for me to interact with yeetyang and Mick.i think?  HAHAHAHAHA and thus the below outings~~~~ long story right!?

 

After Ah liyau sits there and block. HAHAHAHAHA 

 

Same same Facebook pictures...see facebook for more~( reminder: wear bright colored shirt when going to the beach in the future. Reason: higher chance of rescue, coz people sees your more easily)

7. Glad to be alive.

If You read today and yesterday newspaper, you will see that, 2 people were washed/carried away at Berakas beach, at 8am, we went there at 2pm and played with the water until 4pm, not knowing what happened. when we went there, i was curios of why so many police/bomba/divers were there, and not much people playing in the sea, and when we walked by, everyone is like staring at us? But i always thinks people are staring at us one, so i ignore lor...

Then we play play in the water, then the bomba asked us to come back, not that we went very far out, but i was constantly reminding myself not to go out to far, coz will die!! i remind others as well i think?? hmmm...really, BULLY MOUNTAIN DON'T BULLY WATER( TRANSLATE)

Was very lucky to be alive!! really! coz i read the newspaper, the people was washed away DURING/WHEN taking photos!!! they were not even in the water!! wtf!!1 imagine us!! stupidly playing in the water!!! omg!! really dumb! haizz...

I've been thinking bout how fragile life is after that, one's future is very important, cherish life more!! one of the reasons why this post is sooo long...and alot of decisions had been made is because of this incident. To secure my future, i went and open an HSBC account yesterday and deposited $200 inside! yes like finally=.=!! and i will have $600 inside before my 20th Birthday!!! yeah!! lol!!!


8. NOT GOING BACK TO SIBU FOR CNY.

 i have to work hard to achieve $600 to be in my bank account before march 22 so i need to work work hard!! so my whole family is leaving to sibu on jan 29th saturday, so i will be ALONE! at home for the whole cny, wow, another  FIRST TIME OF 2011...i will be eating mee goreng for tuan yuan fan alone watching tv,..i think..wow...wow...sacrifices i make.....lol! Soooo i think i need to plan what i need to do alone at home for 1 week!! omg!!!



what else...yeap, kinda a wordy posts.


bye

Reasons for not working~

So it's the 3rd day of me in miri, i'm not in holidays, im stuck here, coz my car is in maintenance.

Miri flood and we are stuck~ that's one of the reasons.lol!!

I went for injection!! yes! i feel healthier now!! i go for Hepatitis A vaccine, do you know, if you eat many shells/clams,seafood, possibilities of getting Hep A is very high!!!?? and do you know! HEP A transfer to saliva, so kissing, drinking soup, etc etc will dio this kind of thing!? and this disease is 100times more easy to kena compare to HIV..whoaa.....

and it costs Rm 140 for this injection, so worth lor~~ haha

Waiting to go back to Brunei and work~~~ HAHAHAHA

Bye

23wfwqsdwfeg

The more i think bout it, the more i ...........must stop complaining.

So anyways, didn't go to work coz.....

went for acupucture thingy, there's a reason why i say i'm in pain everyday, coz im really in pain everyday......


i somehow twisted my ankle.without knowing it.

 wrist....My new blood looks more pinkish!!

 my back!

 so i got bandages...

Tada! again ba guan




Still feeling a bit bek chek+ all !@$#$#%$#. still don't know why.


no one understands me....haiz



Bye