MERDEKA!!!

Today is Malaysia's Merdeka day! So let's share some malaysia's "specialty"

MAlaysia chinese uses many FOOD to 代表 some stuff.

EG..。。

When you get 0 mark for test, then it's called 吃鸭蛋。

偷懒叫吃蛇，被裁员叫炒鱿鱼。

被非礼叫吃豆腐，看到性感的女人叫吃冰淇淋。

脸大的叫发水面包，眼睛小的叫豆蔻眼。

肥的人肥猪，瘦的叫排骨。

女人小腿短的叫萝卜腿， 男人双腿无毛的叫白斩鸡。

上大号叫做糕点(cake).

死尸叫咸鱼， 容易被骗的人叫水鱼。

被鞭打叫炒果条， 去坐牢叫吃咖喱饭。

And let's end this post with a chinese/malaysian joke..

One day,a bowl of kolo mee bullied a piece of bread. The next day,the bread ask his friend to help him 报仇, then they saw an INSTANT NOODLE, and the bread ask his friend to beat the instant noodle up.He say,WEI KOLO MEE!! DON'T THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU CURL/电， your hair i cannot recognise you!! the instant noodle end up crying and running away. The following day,a spaghetti/pasta jalan jalan on the street, the bread beat the pasta again saying..WEI KOLO MEE! DON'T THINK YOU STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR, THEN I WON'T RECOGNISE YOU!!!

GET THE JOKE??!?!?! HAHAHAHAHA

HAPPY 52TH MERDEKA !!!!!

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