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Monday, November 19, 2012

Crime Scene Investigator , ME

It was a working night like any others, then suddenly this dude, say he wanted to check out at 12am, normal check out 12pm.

He just checked in at 4pm, it's his money, so whatever.You want check out then check out lo.People now damn rich. Anyways, after he paid and left, me and my colleagues went to the room to check the room for missing items, these are normally done by the housekeeping department but i was curious and bored. so i went along.

Upon entering the room, i was surprised coz the room looked really unused, everything seems untouched, even the bed itself.

So i hopped onto the bed and started jumping ( with my knees). Yes, i think everyone still do this when no one is around in the hotel bedroom. HAHAH! So anyways, it seems weird that the bed and everything else look soo untouched, so i kicked over the waste bin and try to see what's inside.

And i found CONDOMS




Used and unused one.. so i use the nearest pencil to pick up the used condom , to see if there's any DNA inside. Then the smell of "you know what in a condom" almost caused me to throw up. Ran to the mini bar for the free bottles of water and realized that it was gone. And think, Ohh drinking after sex. Understood.. and i went in the toilet for the tap water instead. Irrelevant!

Friends are laughing at me and we are wondering why there are used condom, but the bed is not messy at all. Thinking that he "DIY" into the condom, and that's why he checked out early. And when i turn around and i saw....

WHATTTT! lost it and laugh like what in the room.



Panties?


So he didn't DIY afterall. They did it at the chair! HAHAH that's why the bed was not used.

Case close!


But then ! why did the girl leave without her panties?! why?????  Since we have time, we decided to re-enact what happened

maybe something like this happened?


HAHHAHA!!

but that doesn't explained why there are no struggles in the room! HAHAHA wtf wtf,


It was quite a fun night! Have lots of fun and laugh.

I'd be a boleh tahan crime scene investigator . No??

Till next time then!

bye!


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